A Dog's Diary vs a Cat's Diary

I just found this great site and had to share this funny post with everyone. If you haven't been to Dogchatter.com before, it is a wonderful resource that isn't just for dogs only, they do have cat articles and information as well. So, whether you're a dog person, or a cat person, go and check this site out.

by Dogchatter.com on Thursday May 27, 2010.

Excerpts taken from a Dog’s Diary:
7:00 am
Dry Kibble! My favorite thing!
9:30 am
A walked to the park! My favorite thing!
9:40 am
Did a scoot in the grass! My favorite thing!
10:00 am
Fetched a ball! My favorite thing!
11:30 am
Got a belly rub! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm
Dry Cookie! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm
Chased a squirrel in the yard! My favorite thing!
2:00 pm
Barked at the mailman! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm
Scratched my butt! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm
More Dry Kibble! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm
Got to play tug o war! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm
Watched TV on the couch! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm
Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts taken from a Cat’s Diary:
Day 863 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre furry dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed some sort of dry bland nuggets.
Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I force myself to choke down the detestable provisions. I must keep up my strength, or I shall perish.
The only thing that keeps me hope is my dream of escape. In an attempt to vex them, I have once again vomited on the sofa. I made a point to aim my bile at the leaders favorite spot.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless twitching body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ‘good little hunter’ I am. Bastards.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight, and I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food that should have been mine. I overheard that my confinement was due to a mysterious thing called ‘allergies.’ I must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost succeeded in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around her feet as she was walking. I will try this again tomorrow… but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and perhaps even snitches. The canine receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and for some reason unbeknownst to me, seems more than willing to return! He is obviously a moronic half-witt.
The blasted bird has got to be an informant. I have observed him communicating with the guards regularly, I am certain he reports my every move. My captors have placed him into protective custody. He rests in an elevated cell, so he is safe… For now.

FREE Summer Grilling Cookbook From Martha Stewart

Boy am I going to get in extra good with my wonderful mother-in-law, Trina, on this one! She loves Martha Stewart cookbooks! I guess this will be a true test to see if she really reads and pays attention my blog or not! lol
All of the renowned chefs and experts that took part in the first-annual Martha Stewart Living Radio Grilling Hotline added their very own recipes for Martha Stewart Living Radio's Summer Grilling Cookbook. This is a free online cookbook that was created for SIRIUS|XM  in honor of this special occasion. This unique collection gives you recipes for everything you need to create a wonderful meal from start to finish.  In addition to the Summer Grilling download, which includes recipes for juicy burgers, tender steaks, and moist chicken, you can download additional chapters, also for free, to complete your cookbook. The first chapter includes recipes for delightful salads and sides. The second chapter has tasty appetizer and "extra" recipes. Your third chapter will have your main course recipes, and last but not least, chapter four contains refreshing drink and scrumptious dessert recipes. Enjoy everyone!
As an added bonus to this post I guess I could write reviews for the recipes Trina makes from this cookbook the next time she has us over for dinner! I bet she would just love that idea! lol
Click in the link below and you'll be taken to the XM Radio/Martha Stewart Living Radio page, which includes all the download options, and instructions, for the Summer Grilling Cookbook and all additional chapters.

XM Radio/Martha Stewart Living Radio

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